Why does everyone seem to want to do my job? When I first started it wasn't a cool job. In fact, it was about the least cool job on the film crew. Now, apart from the director, it's one of the coolest. I'm a Food Stylist. Do you know, women are leaving over-paid jobs in the city to do a Pru Leith course so they can spend a year assisting someone like me to - if they're lucky - end up arranging mezzuna leaves on a plate for BBC Good Food Magazine. What's going on?
I blame all these celeb chefs.
The good news is, only 1 in 10 of them are any good. The rest will just go on peeling potatoes in the back room and then hopefully go back to their cosy jobs in the city.
Well, you didn't expect an upbeat blog today did you? Look at the weather!